“We’s the People of the United States, in Order to forms a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure that domestic Tranquility, provides for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, be ordainin’ and establishin’ this Constitution for the United States of America.”

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